Algernon's Simply Awfully Good At Algebra

Algie's simply, simply awfully good at algebra, algebra!

Algie's simply, simply awfully good at algebra, at algebra!

Algie is awfully good at algebra!

Algie is awfully good at algebra!

You must have met a friend of mine called Algie

That's his name

He dines out at the Carlton all the week

He's beautiful at science

He's an awfully clever scholar

And his algebra is simply magnifique

Of course, he don't know much about the world and girls and all

But his mathematics nobody can beat

If you want to know how much you owe

He'll tell you like a shot

He's a terribly useful sort of chap to meet

Algie's simply, simply awfully good at algebra, at algebra!

Algie is awfully good at algebra!

Algie is awfully good at algebra!

And if he meets a lady he can tell her age at once

He calculates just what she'd like to be

Then he adds on several winters and one summer and one spring

And then he multiplies the blooming lot by three

Algie's simply, simply awfully good at algebra, at algebra!

Algie is awfully good at algebra!

Algie is awfully good at algebra!

Oh, Algie's simply awfully good at algebra

He's really awful smart

He knows everything by heart

He'll take you out to dinner, if you'll just take my advice

It's then his power for seeing things becomes so awfully nice

Algie's simply, simply awfully good at algebra, at algebra!

Algie is awfully good at algebra!

Algie is awfully good at algebra!

Algie is awfully good at algebra!