Ticket Agent, Ease Your Window Down

Tell me what's wrong with me

My man, we can't agree

Now you try to steal away

That is why you hear me say

Now I've got the blues

Yes, I've got the blues

Gonna sing 'em night and day

Ticket agent, ease your window down

Ticket agent, ease your window down

Oh my man's done quit me and tried to leave this town

I'd rather see this whole world sloppy drunk

I'd rather see this whole world sloppy drunk

Than to see my man startin' in to pack his trunk

If he don't want me he have no right to stall

If he didn't want me he have no right to stall

I can get more men than a passenger train can haul

He stole my money and he pawned my clothes

He stole my money; he pawned my clothes

And which way my daddy went the gypsy only knows

I hate a man that don't play fair and square

I hate a man that don't play fair and square

'Cause you can get a crooked daddy 'most anywhere