Shoeless Joe from Hannibal, Mo.

I got it, shoeless Joe Hardy

(Is that what you're gonna call him?)

Shoeless Joe from Hannibal Mo

Shoeless Joe from Hannibal Mo

(I little ho-down in honor of our new star)

Shoeless Joe from Hannibal Mo

(What you say his name was?)

Shoeless Joe from Hannibal Mo

(He's gonna call him Shoeless Joe)

(Gee, Ms. Bonkers, you get some wonderful ideas)

Oh I've got lots of ideas

Who came along in a puff of smoke?

(Shoeless Joe from Hannibal Mo)

Strong as the heart of a mighty oak

(Shoeless Joe from Hannibal Mo)

(Lucky are we to be havin' him)

Shoeless Joe from Hannibal Mo

Just when the future was lookin' grim

Shoeless Joe from Hannibal Mo

Came a long long way

To be with us today

With arms a steel like Hercules

Feet as fleet as Mercury's

(Oh yeah)

He'll fight for us, do right for us

(He'll be a beacon, light for us)

He's Shoeless Joe from Hannibal Mo

Go, go, go, go, go

Go like a bat outta you know where

(Shoeless Joe from Hannibal Mo)

Strike at the foe, let 'em know you're there

(Shoeless Joe from Hannibal Mo)

(Shoeless Joe from Hannibal Mo)

(Shoeless Joe from Hannibal Mo)

Came upon the scene as fresh as Listerine

He sneezed and blew away a calf

His laughter ripped a barn in half

(Go, go, go, go, Joe)

Like 7s come, 11s come

(Like mana from the heavens come)

That's Shoeless Joe from Hannibal Mo

Go, go, go, go, go

Go like a bat outta you know where

Shoeless Joe from M.O

Strike at the foe, let 'em know you're there

(Shoeless Joe from M.O.)

Look out, look out, look out, look out

For Shoeless Joe the barefoot boy

From Hannibal Mo

Joe, Joe, Joe

Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe

(Go, go, go, go, go!)

Look out, look out, look out, look out

For Shoeless Joe, the man called Joe

From Hannibal Mo!

(Joe)