El Scorcho

¡El Scorcho!

¡Ay, cabrón!

Goddamn, you half-Japanese girls

Do it to me every time

Oh, the redhead said you shred the cello

And I'm jello, baby

But you won't talk, won't look, won't think of me

I'm the epitome of public enemy

Why you wanna go and do me like that?

Come down on the street and dance with me

I'm a lot like you, so please

Hello, I'm here, I'm waiting, oh

I think I'd be good for you

And you'd be good for me

I asked you to go to the Green Day concert

You said you never heard of them (How cool is that?)

How cool is that? So I went to your room

And read your diary

"Watching Grunge leg drop New Jack through a press table"

And then my heart stopped, "Listening to Cio-Cio San

Fall in love all over again"

Ow!

I'm a lot like you, so please

Hello, I'm here, I'm waiting, oh (Oh, what could it be now?)

I think I'd be good for you

And you'd be good for me

How stupid is it? I can't talk about it

I gotta sing about it and make a record of my heart

How stupid is it? Won't you gimme a minute?

Just come up to me and say hello to my heart

How stupid is it? For all I know you want me, too

And maybe you just don't know what to do

Or maybe you're scared to say

"I'm falling for you"

I wish I could get my head out of the sand

'Cause I think we'd make a good team

And you would keep my fingernails clean

But that's just a stupid dream that I won't realize

'Cause I can't even look in your eyes

Without shaking and I ain't faking

I'll bring home the turkey if you bring home the bacon, yeah

I'm a lot like you, so please

Hello, I'm here, I'm waiting (Waiting, oh)

I think I'd be good for you

And you'd be good for me (Oh-hoo-hoo)

I'm a lot like you (I'm a lot like you)

I'm a lot like you (And I'm waiting, oh)

I think I'd be good for you

And you'd be good for me, woo-hoo!