That Don't Impress Me Much

Ow-ow

Uh-huh, yep, yeah

I've known a few guys who thought they were pretty smart

But you've got being right down to an art

You think you're a genius, you drive me up the wall

You're a regular, original, a know it all

Oh, whoa, you think you're special (Oh)

Oh, whoa, you think you're something else (Oh)

Okay, so you're a rocket scientist?

That don't impress me much

So ya got the brains but have ya got the touch?

Now don't get me wrong, yeah, I think you're alright

But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night

That don't impress me much

Uh-huh, yep, yeah

I never knew a guy who carried a mirror in his pocket

And a comb up his sleeve, just in case

And all that extra hold gel in your hair oughta lock it

'Cause heaven forbid it should fall out of place

Oh, whoa, you think you're special (Oh)

Oh, whoa, you think you're something else (Oh)

Okay, so you're Brad Pitt?

That don't impress me much (Uh, uh, ooh)

So ya got the looks, but have ya got the touch?

Now don't get me wrong, yeah, I think you're alright

But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night

That don't impress me much

Yeah

You're one of those guys who likes to shine his machine

You make me take off my shoes before you let me get in

I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight

Now come on, baby, tell me, you must be jokin', right?

Oh, whoa, you think you're something special (Oh)

Oh, whoa, you think you're something else (Oh)

Okay, so you've got a car?

That don't impress me much (Uh, uh, ooh)

So ya got the moves, but have ya got the touch?

Now don't get me wrong, yeah, I think you're alright

But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night

That don't impress me much (That don't impress me)

Oh, oh-oh, no

You think you're cool, but have ya got the touch?

Now, now don't get me wrong, yeah, I think you're alright

But that won't keep me warm on the long, cold, lonely nights

That don't impress me much

Uh-huh, yep, yeah

Okay, so what do you think, you're Elvis or something?

Whatever

That don't impress me