Turd On The Run

Grabbed hold of his coat tail, but it come off in my hand

I reached for your lapel, but it weren't sewn on so grand

Begged, promised anything, if only you would stay

Well, I lost a lot of love over you

Yeah

That's right

Fell down to my knees, and I hung onto your pants

But you just kept on runnin' while they ripped off in my hands

Diamond ring, Vaseline, you give me disease

Well, I lost a lot of love over you

Ow

Ah, baby

Alright

Woo, woo

I boogied in the ballroom, I boogied in the dark

Tie your hands, tie your feet, throw you to the shark

Make you sweat, make you scream, make you wish you'd never been

I lost a lot of love over you

Ow

Goddamn

Woo, woo

Ow