Minimum Wage

Politically correct and mentally erect I'm doing everything I can to conserve the best But life ain't nothin but a bowl a grits And this United States proud crap makes me sick People tell me go make a name for yourself Cause that's the only way you're gonna get outta this hell I'm gonna try and try and try and do all that I can But I'll never understand It's guaranteed I'm making minimum wage I can't survive this day and age Home of the free Land of the brave I can't survive this day and age It's guaranteed I'm making minimum wage I'll take a work strike Over a tax hike Any day of the year And I don't care about anything As long as those striking ain't bottling beer Give me a gun let's go get the XXX He wouldn't mind he's protected by the aliens I've got a green man in my backyard This time the goverment has gone too far It's guaranteed I'm making minimum wage I can't survive this day and age Home of the free Land of the brave I can't survive this day and age It's guaranteed I'm making minimum wage It's guaranteed I'm making minimum wage I can't survive this day and age Home of the free Land of the brave I can't survive this day and age It's guaranteed I'm making minimum wage