Moishe's Bakery

Hello.

Hi, I want to order a cake, and I had just wanted to download all the details with you.

When do you need the cake first, when do you need the cake first.

Well I need it on Sunday. And if it's possible, I'd love for you to talk to my daughter about it.

I will give you a telephone number. OK. And you could text me exactly what you want and I'm going to call you back and I'm going to go over it with you OK?

I want strawberry.

What?

Did you hear that?

Yeah, yeah, I heard the baby, right?

Yes.

I want strawberry.

She just has a couple questions.

Ok, OK, talk to me.

Go ahead, go ahead Madison, tell the man.

I want Strawberry cake with strawberries and strawberry icing.

OK, I'll get this, Ok how old is that baby, how old is she.

That's Madison. Tell them how old you are, Madison.

I'm, I'm five.

Five years old, do you know you're a big girl right now, wow, wow.

I should get an award for keeping her alive for the damn five years, huh.

Oh, she's going to be ready soon, she's going to be uh go one, two, three, she's going to be ten, fifteen, twenty, twenty-five, thirty. It goes very fast.

Next thing you know, they're godless whores. Am I right?

Yep, Let me give you a telephone number

I want strawberry cake, with strawberries and strawberry icing and strawberries.

It's very hard to understand. Let me give you a telephone number. You could text me in exactly what you want and I will get back to you and go over with you. OK you want to write down the number.

I want strawberry cake, with strawberries and strawberry icing and strawberries and I and I

It's all good, with strawberries, not problem at all.

Vagina

I will give Mommy

Vagina

I will give Mommy the telephone to text me exactly

Vagina

Exactly what you want OK?

Vagina

OK, thank you, sir, because I tell you, I wish I could take this moment in time and freeze it right when they're all innocent like this. Don't you wish you could just put them in a little cup and put the top on it and crush them and crush everything they believe in?

Mommy

Oh she is very cute

Mommy why does Daddy always with the neighbor.

Oh she's cute, you better watch out what you're dealing with.

He's fucking the neighbor.

Daddy's fucking the neighbor, daddy's fucking the neighbor, daddy's fucking the neighbor, daddy..the neighbor. He fucks her.

Yeah, alright that's it, you're going to get a time out. No, he's friends with that Zumba instructor and mommy has her own sidepiece. Do you think I need the damn washer fixed every week I'm getting slammed by Rolando. He's fixing this old vag. He says one day he's going to pick me up and he's going to take me away from all this pain and we can move to Yosemite together.

OK

Strawberry

What's your name, sir?

Oh my names Moishe. Moishe, this is Jessica and Rachel. And we just did a prank on you. And you're the nicest person in the world.

You to, it takes two to tango.

Oh, thank you so much. Oh thank you Moishe. Thank you so much, good luck with your business. You're the best.

Good luck and keep safe and sweet, OK