Creepshow

Zoned out afternoon

Let's catch "who's on top of whom"

Tell it like it is 'cause it isn't anyway

Much to my surprise

I caught it right between the thighs

My sweet little sister was layin' me away

Well my jaw dropped dead to the table

She put my cool in shock

Crack kills and blood spills baby

But psychos, dykes and transvestites

Are on the choppin' block

Oh she was singing

(Oh no)

I saw my baby on the creepshow

(Out on)

Spillin' my guts out on the news

(Oh no)

I said, I caught my woman on the creepshow

Hit me with a shovel 'cause I can't believe that I dug you

She filled my boots with lead

Was it something that I said?

A picture paints a thousand ugly words

Baby's acting tough

Check out my fisticuffs

Well that's just what she deserves

I can't flip from the station

I can't unplug what is done

Her six-foot-deep temptation

She nicked my shin and then kicked me in

And then she buried me for fun while she was singing

(Oh no)

I saw my baby on the creepshow

(Out on)

Spillin' my guts out on the news

(Oh no)

I said, I caught my woman on the creepshow

Hit me with a shovel 'cause I can't believe I dug you, no

Well my jaw dropped dead to the table

She put my cool in shock

Crack kills and blood spills baby

But psychos, dykes and transvestites are on the choppin' block

Well she was singing

(Oh no)

I saw my baby on the creepshow

(Out on)

Spillin' my guts out on the news

(Oh no)

I said, I caught my woman on the creepshow

Hit me with a shovel 'cause I can't believe I dug you

(Out on)

She was spillin' my guts out on the news

(Oh no)

Caught my woman on the creepshow

Hit me with a shovel 'cause I can't believe