Woo-hoo-hoo

Woo-hoo-hoo

Debbie just hit the wall, she never had it all

One Prozac a day, husband's a CPA

Her dreams went out the door when she turned twenty-four

Only been with one man, what happened to her plan?

She was gonna be an actress, she was gonna be a star

She was gonna shake her ass on the hood of Whitesnake's car

Her yellow SUV is now the enemy

Looks at her average life, and nothin' has been alright

Since Bruce Springsteen, Madonna, way before Nirvana

There was U2 and Blondie, and music still on MTV

Her two kids in high school, they tell her that she's uncool

'Cause she's still preoccupied with 19, 19, 1985 (Woo-hoo-hoo)

1985 (Woo-hoo-hoo)

She's seen all the classics, she knows every line

Breakfast Club, Pretty in Pink, even Saint Elmo's Fire

She rocked out to Wham!, not a big Limp Bizkit fan

Thought she'd get a hand on a member of Duran Duran

Where's the mini-skirt made of snake skin?

And who's the other guy that's singin' in Van Halen?

When did reality become TV?

Whatever happened to sitcoms, game shows?

On the radio was

Springsteen, Madonna, way before Nirvana

There was U2 and Blondie, and music still on MTV

Her two kids in high school, they tell her that she's uncool

'Cause she's still preoccupied with 19, 19, 1985 (Woo-hoo-hoo)

She hates time, make it stop

When did Mötley Crüe become classic rock? (Classic rock)

And when did Ozzy become an actor?

Please make this stop, stop, stop

And bring back

Springsteen, Madonna, way before Nirvana

There was U2 and Blondie, and music still on MTV

Her two kids in high school, they tell her that she's uncool

'Cause she's still preoccupied, 1985 (Woo-hoo-hoo)

Since Bruce Springsteen (She hates time), Madonna, way before Nirvana (1985)

There was U2 (Make it stop) and Blondie, and music still on MTV (1985) (Woo-hoo-hoo)

Her two kids (She hates time) in high school, they tell her that she's uncool (1985)

'Cause she's still (Make it stop) preoccupied with 19, 19, 1985