Playmate of the Year

There's this girl I don't know

Comes by every year or so

And if I get the mail before my mom

Does then I'll stay out of trouble

She'll change every year

Even pretty without beer

She doesn't care about my hair

My car, my tie, my tiny pee-pee in the mirror

Woo yeah, she's finally here

Woo yeah, she comes one time a year

Woo yeah, she's finally here

Woo yeah, my playmate of the year

She moves me, she makes me grow

I'm so happy and boy does it show

Now she's going to my head, she's going to my head

I'm gonna make this milky clear

You're my playmate of the year

Hello how are you? It's great to see you too

Let's grab a sock it's time to rock

And afterwards you never want to talk

We always agree who's in charge here is me

We never fight you know I'm right

It's always straight between you and me

Let me go down on this girl for a day

We can spin the bottle, everyone here's gonna say

I was the best that she's ever had

She could be my playmate, she could  call me Dad

Woo yeah, she's finally here

Woo yeah, she comes one time a year

Woo yeah, she's finally here

Woo yeah, my playmate of the year

She moves me, she makes me grow

I'm so happy and boy does it show

Now she's going to my head, she's going to my head

I'm gonna make this milky clear

You're my playmate of the year

Woo yeah, she's finally here

Woo yeah, my playmate of the year

She moves me, she makes me grow

I'm so happy and boy does it show

Now she's going to my head, she's going to my head

She moves me, she makes me grow

I'm so happy and boy does it show

Now she's going to my head, she's going to my head

I'm gonna make this milky clear

You're my playmate of the year

Woo yeah, playmate of the year

Woo yeah, playmate of the year