Thankfully Not Living in Yorkshire It Doesn't Apply

I've never seen it, but I still believe it

I'd like to dig it out, or maybe wrench it out

No touching, but there's not much involved

In casting doubt, too hard to think about

We'll be ready to move

But I'm not that stupid to put my faith in you

(Opportunity knocks)

(Ooh-ooh, ah-ah) Ooh

(Ooh-ooh, ah-ah) No searching anymore

(Ooh-ooh, ah-ah) Oh-ooh

Lord have mercy on me, keep me away from Leeds

I've been before, it's not what I'm looking for

No touching, but there's not much involved

In casting doubt, no need to think about

We'll be ready to move

But I'm not that stupid to put my faith in you

(Opportunity knocks)

(Ooh-ooh, ah-ah) No longer searching, searching

(Ooh-ooh, ah-ah) No looking anymore

(Ooh-ooh, ah-ah) Oh-ooh

I've walked around, seen the town and the crowds

With their frowns on their faces

And occassional traces of doubt

I've walked about, worked it out, pissed about

Tried to shout, no one's listening

It's all you and your rules and fools and

It's all you in schools they'll, tools they'll

Cut, cut

Lord have mercy on me, keep me away from Leeds

I've been before, it's not what I'm looking for

No touching, but there's not much involved

In casting doubt, no need to think about

I'd relate my thoughts to you

But I'm not so stupid to put my faith in you

(Opportunity knocks)

(Ooh-ooh, ah-ah) Ooh

(Ooh-ooh, ah-ah) No longer looking anymore

(Ooh-ooh, ah-ah) Oh-ooh

I've walked around, seen the town and the crowds

With their frowns on their faces

And occassional traces of doubt

I've walked about, worked it out, pissed about

Tried to shout, no one's listening

It's all you and your rules and fools and

It's all you in schools they'll, tools they'll

Cut, cut

(Ooh-ooh, ah-ah) No longer searching, searching

(Ooh-ooh, ah-ah) No longer looking anymore

(Ooh-ooh, ah-ah) Oh-ooh

(Ooh-ooh, ah-ah) Oh, yes I

(Ooh-ooh, ah-ah) Oh, no longer looking, looking, looking, looking, looking, looking

(Ooh-ooh, ah-ah) Oh-ooh

(Ooh-ooh, ah-ah) No longer searching

(Ooh-ooh, ah-ah) No longer looking

(Ooh-ooh, ah-ah) Somebody help me

(Ooh-ooh, ah-ah) Oh-ooh