The Mobile Phone

Oh, my girlfriend has a mobile phone

Now we can never have a minute alone

The other night I asked her for a kiss

She said, "Hang on, now, until I answer this"

Oh, this mobile phone, it is a curse

And it makes an awful hole in her purse

With her mobile phone, she gets such a thrill

But her smile disappears when she gets the fill

Oh, my girlfriend has a mobile phone

Now we can never have a minute alone

The other night I asked her for a kiss

She said, "Hang on, now, until I answer this"

On Sunday it rang in the middle of mass

And all the children thought it was great gas

Some people thought it was the Angelus

But the priest on the alter was furious

Oh, my girlfriend has a mobile phone

Now we can never have a minute alone

The other night I asked her for a kiss

She said, "Hang on, now, until I answer this"

Last week, I was courting her in my car

And she was letting me go too far

The next thing, her mobile phone did ring

Just as I was about to put my hand on her...

Oh, my girlfriend has a mobile phone

Now we can never have a minute alone

The other night I asked her for a kiss

She said, "Hang on, now, until I answer this"

If you're looking for a girlfriend, now, you see

My advice to you would be

If the girl that you fancy has a mobile phone...

Don't bother about her, just leave her alone

Oh, my girlfriend has a mobile phone

Now we can never have a minute alone

The other night I asked her for a kiss

She said, "Hang on, now, until I answer this"

Oh, my girlfriend has a mobile phone

Now we can never have a minute alone

The other night I asked her for a kiss

She said, "Hang on, now, until I answer this"

"Hello, is this Fenagh double two, double two?"

"No, this is Fenagh two two, two two"

"Ah, I'm sorry for getting you out of the bed"

"Ah, sure, I had to come down and answer the phone anyway"