Sweet Transvestite

How do you do? I see you've met my faithful handyman He's just a little brought down because When you knocked He thought you were the candyman Don't get strung out by the way I look Don't judge a book by it's cover I'm not much of a man by the light of day But by night I'm one hell of a lover I'm just a sweet transvestite (Sweet transvestite) From Transexual, Transylvania Let me show you around, maybe play you a sound You look like you're both pretty groovy Or if you want something visual That's not too abysmal We could take in an old Steeve Reeves movie I'm glad we caught you at home Could we use your phone? We're both in a bit of a hurry So we'll just say where we are And then go back to the car We don't want to be any worry You got caught with a flat Well, how 'bout that? Now babies, don't you panic By the light of the night It'll all seem alright I'll get you a Satanic mechanic I'm just a sweet transvestite (Sweet transvestite) From Transexual, Transylvania Won't you stay for the night Or maybe a bite? I'll show you my favorite obsession I've been making a man With blonde hair and a tan And he's good for relieving my t-t-tension I'm just a sweet transvestite (Sweet transvestite) From Transexual, Transylvania I'm just a sweet transvestite (Sweet transvestite) From Transexual, Transylvania So come up to the lab And see what's on the slab I see you shiver with antici-pation But maybe the rain Isn't really to blame So I'll remove the cause But not the symptom