He's Trouble

I met him at a party, we bonded right away

It was obvious the attraction was two-way

He said he lived on a boat, but there was a fire

So he's surfing sofas for a little while

I gave him my number, but he lost his phone

His message was clear as a dial tone

He’s trouble (T-R-O-U-B-L-E)

He’s trouble (T-R-O-U-B-L-E)

Trouble with a capital T, T-R-O-U-B-L-E

He wants to model again when he loses ten pounds

(Ten pounds, when he loses ten pounds)

But the 40s, he drinks in the park are weighing him down

(Down, down, weighing him down)

He’s always wearing the same old hat

His hair is receding, he’s touchy 'bout that

He’s always broke but always has a drink

Add it up, it's hard not to think…

He’s trouble (T-R-O-U-B-L-E)

He’s trouble (T-R-O-U-B-L-E)

Trouble with a capital T, T-R-O-U-B-L-E

He's trouble, trouble, trouble

It’s one disappointment after another

It’s always some excuse about something or other

Gave him the benefit of the doubt

But soon your patience just runs out

He’s trouble (T-R-O-U-B-L-E)

He’s trouble (T-R-O-U-B-L-E)

Trouble with a capital T, T-R-O-U-B-L-E

He's trouble (T-R-O-U-B-L-E)

He's trouble (T-R-O-U-B-L-E)

Such trouble (T-R-O-U-B-L-E)

Such trouble (T-R-O-U-B-L-E)

He's trouble (T-R-O-U-B-L-E)

He's trouble (T-R-O-U-B-L-E)

Such trouble (T-R-O-U-B-L-E)

Such trouble (T-R-O-U-B-L-E)