I wouldn't worry that they talk about you, 'coz they've got nothing else to do

There crazy little small town minds just thinking and they don't like nothing new

They wash the car every Saturday morning, 'coz that's just what their daddy done

And they make love every second Friday, if it were me darling I'd just run

Crazy little town got nothing going on, anyone with any sense has packed it in and gone

The only ones that stay are the narrow minded fools, nothing going down in this crazy little town

Don't let the best of you slowly slip away and don't you let them drag you down

They've never walked a mile in your shoes they've never had to wear your crown

Don't try to fit in if they won't let you, keep your eye on that ball

Don't give up on who you've always been, don't get sucked in by the fools

Crazy little town got nothing going on, anyone with any sense has packed it in and gone

The only ones that stay are the narrow minded fools, nothing going down in this crazy little town

Crazy little town got nothing going on, anyone with any sense has packed it in and gone

The only ones that stay are the narrow minded fools, nothing going down in this crazy little town