Delicious (Andy Solo Version)

Said you were restless, I didn't like your dresses

Thought you would move to another part of town

I got your message, been sifting through the wreckage

For this excuse, we called a life

A DIY quickie slow divorce

Marriage vows broken on the rocks

Mine's a slice with a G&T

And here's to toast that you're leaving me

I will not cry 'til the fat lady sings

I cannot fly 'cause you've clipped my wings

Now you're the picture of my disgrace

Now wipe that pretty smile off your face

I wouldn't say we were incomplete

I can't complain, you were so discreet

Kept your liaisons to yourself

My soul's distraught, now I'm getting out

You were delicious, could never be malicious

Now you hold a knife up to my throat

Of its own volition, you took your ammunition

Came rushing through the air like a UFO

I cannot say that I learnt my lesson well

Mysterious ways got a lot to tell

Sure got a wicked sense of humour

You stick the knife in and twist it 'round

I will not cry 'til the fat lady sings

I cannot fly 'cause you've clipped my wings

Now you're the picture of my disgrace

Now wipe that pretty smile off your face

I wouldn't say we were incomplete

I can't complain, you were so discreet

Kept your liaisons to yourself

My soul's distraught now I'm getting out

I will not cry 'til the fat lady sings

I cannot fly 'cause you've clipped my wings

Now you're the picture of my disgrace

Now wipe that pretty smile off your face

I wouldn't say we were incomplete

I can't complain, you were so discreet

Kept your liaisons to yourself

My soul's distraught now I'm getting out