Intro

Are you feeling broke, lonely, or like you are in need of a reality check?

Well, here comes Enya

As you begin the use of Enya, a side effect my be

But is not limited to a boost in energy

The urge to bounce, euphoria, or a sudden desire to go bird hunting (purrr)

Take doses of Enya as necessary

Unauthorized duplication, copy or distribution of this product

Will result in a severe beatdown by UTP, in your ass

And 2% ass whooping by some **** in Houston

Now keep the party going