You're a newcomer, you can't just barge in here

And expect to change things, that's unheard of (Unheard of)

Well, it's not unheard of where I come from

Here come the hicks, the hicks are coming (Uh)

Here come the hicks, the hicks are coming (Uh)

Here come the hicks, the hicks are coming (Uh)

Here come the hicks

Oh I'll be, goddamned!

I guess I be the hick representin the bamas

The brothas and fly mama jamas

With the southern sprawl (That you saw)

Come down with that frame of mind and get your ***** chopped off

We got hatchets, timbers, and sawmills for lumber

Mosquitos in the summer, your girl ****** my cucumber

It's garden fresh, I pump that gas and gobble the hess

Look at those ****** comin' out the woods

It's the hicks that roll thick

Advancing frame by frame like a motion picture flick

In the past, you took and started rolling my parts

But don't come in these parts, yo, I'm calling on my horses (Uh)

Tie one leg to Betsy, the other to Ikey

Whip both horses, now you're split down the seams (Oh)

And taken out back by a real hillbilly, yo, the rip come off it

And many don't know where my country funk comes from

You need to check history, seems there's a mystery

So check this view from way down yonder in the paw-paw patch

The brother chewed redman tabacco and snuff from Kodiak

I reckon their gums must be rotten

Now you know country ****** ain't all about pickin cotton

Come on, get down, get down

Come on, get down, get down

Come on, get down, get down

Come on, get down, (Oh) get down

This is a hoedown, like 150 proof

Watch your back while I take a two

While we're moonshinin' and drinkin' corn liquor

If you drink some more, it put some hair on that chest

Because the vibe down here is real

Take you five miles out, you forget that from-the-hood deal

And many claim the south is bein' corny

But nah, don't send mail, send your girl because I'm horny

Like Gang Starr said, "You'll always respond"

Word is bond, I come on and on

Cause I'll stalk ya from a tree or below

And you could easily vanish by a shot from my arrow

Who would know, I'll plant that ass and watch it grow

And there ain't no comin back like suede Pumas or afros

Give me a break, now, one time on this here

One-nine, now, good buddy, come on

Now, any of you road hogs got your ears on out there in that

Uh, whip down I-40 there, come on

Who drunk all the Kool-Aid? Yo, you must be out of your mind

Country black folks don't drink no damn Country Thyme

What you thinkin', we run the hills just like David Dinkins

Rollin' the grass, watchin' summer pass

Neighbor, please, down upon your knees and gimme twenty

It could make for good love, but your girl gives me plenty, I had too much tick

'Cause I know a brother that'll chop your finger off and have it fried with some grits

Oh, howdy partner, you called Judge Wapner for support

But this ain't no time for People's Court

As you're sittin' in a cauldron, water 'round you boilin'

Some are spared the rod, but some children needed scoldin'

So get yo monkey, no I'm a cannibal, but now you know

You shoulda went to Fresno

Whatever, long gone and good rid's, don't come back

Cause country hicks and bamas don't be playin' that

Come on, get down, get down

Come on, get down, get down

Come on, get down, get down

Come on, get down, (Oh) get down

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