Cool, Calm And Collected

Well, she's very wealthy, it's true

So in that, she is one up on you

She's dressed all in red, white and blue

And she always knows more than you do

She's so affected

Cool, calm, collected

She knows who to smile to today

She has just been brought up in that way

She knows all the right games to play

And she always just knows what to say

She's well respected

Cool, calm, collected

She's so affected

Cool, calm, collected

In public, the strain's hard to bear

She exudes such a confident air

But behind she is not without care

But she sweeps it right under her hair

And she's well respected

Cool, calm, collected

She seems to glow brilliantly white

And her hair seems to shine in the night

With her feet unbelievably light

And her teeth ready, sharpened to bite

She's so respected

Cool, calm, collected