The Rest of the World Has Gone Home

Mark was there, he was chasin' tail

The urban genie on the door got offered the manners test

And failed

That girl who said she was your friend

But you really hated her was there in her element

As two chunky thick-set skinheads gyrated her

I was sulkin' by the cigarette machine by the back bar

This time you've gone too far

I'll be mindin' your drink as you go through the RBS cash machine

Don't sniff, keep it clean

What should I do now  I am all alone?

The rest of the world has gone home

I tried to paint my feelin's through this verse

Just like Neil Young did in the back of his hearse

But you won't hear much of that though in here though

It's full of cheerful chaps who whistle and leer and live on their own

I'll be sulkin' by the cigarette machine by the back bar

This time you've gone too far

I'll be mindin' your drink as you go to the RBS cash machine

Don't sniff, keep it clean

What should I do now, I am all alone?

The rest of the world has gone home

The dean's gate fireflies, they blink and wink at me

I haven't felt this alone since my art G-C-S-E

And don't bother with the tears tomorrow

You're always doin' it, you're always doin' it

You're always bloody doin' it

I'll be sulkin' by the cigarette machine by the back bar

This time you've gone too far

I'll be mindin' your drink as you go to the RBS cash machine

Don't swear, keep it clean

What should I do now, I am all alone?

The rest of the world has gone home

What should I do now, I am all alone?

The rest of the world has gone home