Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Once upon a time, there was a little ogre named Shrek
Who lived with his parents in a bog by a tree
It was a pretty nasty place
But he was happy because ogres like nasty
On his birthday, the little ogre's parents sat him down to talk
Just as all ogre's parents had for hundreds of years before
[Verse 2]
Listen son, you're growing up so quickly
Growing up, bigger by the day
[Verse 3]
Although we want you here
The rules are very clear
[Verse 4]
Now you're seven
[Verse 5]
Now you're seven
[Verse 6]
So it's time to go away
[Verse 7]
Your Mama packed a sandwich for your trip
[Verse 8]
Your Papa packed your boots in case of snow
[Verse 9]
You're gonna make us proud, no backing up allowed
[Verse 10]
Just keep walking
[Verse 11]
Just keep walking
[Verse 12]
And you'll find somewhere to go
[Verse 13]
It's a big, bright, beautiful world
With happiness all around
It's peaches and cream
And every dream comes true
But not for you
[Verse 14]
It's a big, bright, beautiful world
With possibilities everywhere
And just around the bend
There's a friend or two
But not for you
[Verse 15]
We're ugly, son
Which means that life is harder
People hate the things they cannot understand
[Verse 16]
And when they look at us, they tend to make a fuss
[Verse 17]
Burn our houses down
[Verse 18]
And chase us
[Verse 19]
Off our land
It's important that you find a cozy cesspit
[Verse 20]
A place no one would ever dare to tread
[Verse 21]
And if they happen by, make sure you terrify them
[Verse 22]
If you don't, son
[Verse 23]
If you don't, son
[Verse 24]
Then you'll surely wind up dead
[Verse 25]
Good-bye!
[Verse 26]
Good-bye!
[Verse 27]
Watch out for men with pitchforks!
[Verse 28]
And so, the little ogre went off and found a muddy patch of swampland
Far, far away from the world that despised him
And there, he stayed for many years
Tucked away, and all alone, which was just the way he liked it
[Verse 29]
Keep your big, bright, beautiful world
I'm happy where I am, all alone
I got all I need
So read the stinkin' sign!
[Verse 30]
Keep your big, bright, beautiful world
I party on my own anyway
Doin' what I can
With a one-man conga line
[Verse 31]
Yeah, your big, bright, beautiful world
Is all teddy bears and unicorns
Take your fluffy fauna
And shove it where the sun don't shine!
[Verse 32]
I prefer a life like this
It's not that complicated
Sure, I'm fated to be lonely
And I'm destined to be hated
If you read the books, they say
It's why I was created
But I don't care
'Cause being liked
Is grossly overrated
[Verse 33]
Who needs a big, bright, beautiful world?
I got my own little patch of the world!
It's not a big, bright, beautiful world
But it's mine! Alone!
It's mine!
And it's mine!
All mine!
Written by: David Lindsay-Abaire, Jeanine Tesori


