Hayfever

Hello, I'm Harry

I've had women, I've had germs

They're eerie, wild and wailing

And seductive in small doses

Only one way

Only one way

Why can't we take a couple of tablets?

Hello, I'm Harry

Did you receive the letter sent?

The check enclosed, the negatives

Now here's some headlines, current and sensible

Moscow's in Ayrshire

What's the problem?

Should I throw my tammy in the ring and run for president?

Oh, it's farmed out

Oh, I'm penned in

Oh, I'm left to no doubt

I'm happy alone

Yeah, I'm happy alone

You want me, you want me, do I?

Arsenic be judge, gin be jury

The chocolate's watching, the cuckoos are clocking me

They leave me alone in my sulk

Stalking a beautiful girl in a rural spot

It gets larger

As she gets nearer

There's only one way, only one way

There's only one way, only one way

There's only one way, only one way

There's only one way, only one way

There's only one way, only one way

There's only one way, only one way

There's only one way, only one way

There's only one way, the rest is

Chemistry