Bizarre!

Bizarre

Ha ha!

No-one could ever understand our bizarre relationship because I was your intellectual frigid housekeeper

Especially when you'd be going to bed with one chick at night and I wake up in the morning and find another one there, screaming at me

Ha ha

Asked me what the fuck that chick was doing in your bed and I'd walk in and you weren't with the same one you were in the night before

Oh, I'll never forget that, as long as I live

That house, well it had your shit all over

And we had a cat and we had fleas and we had lots of crabs that we proceeded to give to everyone in Laurel Canyon except for Elmer and Phil, because they were too sick to ball

Ha ha

Elmer has a mentality of approximately One Peanut

Possibly

As a matter of fact, I can remember Elmer telling me that you really had a lot of talent, but he didn't see how anyone could ever make it that insisted on saying fuck on stage

And he used to drive by in his gold Cadillac and peer in the window

Ha ha

'Cause he never could get over the amount of groupie status that, that you had and he didn't

Possibly because he's 50 years old and wretched

Ha, ha!