You Are Woman, I Am Man

You are woman

I am man

You are smaller, so I can be taller than

You are softer to the touch

It's a feeling I like feeling very much

You are someone I've admired

Still our friendship

Leaves something to be desired

Does it take more explanation than this?

You are woman

I am man

Let's kiss!

Isn't this the height of nonchalance

Furnishing a bed in restaurants?

Well, a bit of dinner never hurt

But guess who is gonna be dessert?

Do-good girls do just what Mama says

When mama's not around?

It's a feeling

Oy vey! What a feeling!

A bit of pâté?

Mmm! I drink it all day

Should I do the things he'll tell me to?

In this pickle what would Nellie do?

In my soul I feel an inner lack

Just suppose he wants his dinner back!

Does it take more explanation than this?

Just some dried-out toast in a sliver

On the top a little chopped liver

How many girls become a sinner

While waiting for a roast beef dinner?

Though most girls slip in ordinary ways

I got style!

I do it Bordelaise

Well, at least he thinks I'm special

He ordered a la carte

It's a feeling I like feeling very

I feel the feeling down to my toes

Now I feel that there's a fire here

Try that once a little higher, dear

What a beast to ruin such a pearl!

Would a convent take a Jewish girl?

Does it take more explanation than this?

Ooh! The thrills and chills goin' through me!

If I stop him now, can he sue me?

You are woman

You are man

Let's kiss!