Lyrics
[Verse 1]
According to you
I'm stupid, I'm useless
I can't do anything right
According to you
I'm difficult, hard to please
Forever changing my mind
[Verse 2]
I'm a mess in a dress
Can't show up on time
Even if it would save my life
According to you
According to you
[Verse 3]
But according to him
I'm beautiful, incredible
He can't get me out of his head
According to him
I'm funny, irresistible
Everything he ever wanted
[Verse 4]
Everything is opposite
I don't feel like stopping it
So, baby, tell me what I got to lose
He's into me for everything I'm not
[Verse 5]
According to you
According to you
I'm boring, I'm moody
And you can't take me anyplace
According to you
I suck at telling jokes
'Cause I always give it away
[Verse 6]
I'm a girl with the worst attention span
You're the boy who puts up with that
According to you
According to you
[Verse 7]
But according to him
I'm beautiful, incredible
He can't get me out of his head
According to him
I'm funny, irresistible
Everything he ever wanted
[Verse 8]
Everything is opposite
I don't feel like stopping it
So, baby, tell me what I got to lose
He's into me for everything I'm not
According to you
[Verse 9]
I need to feel appreciated
That I'm not hated, oh no
Why can't you see me through his eyes?
It's too bad you're making me decide
[Verse 10]
But according to me
You're stupid, you're useless
You can't do anything right
[Verse 11]
But according to him
I'm beautiful, incredible
He can't get me out of his head
According to him
I'm funny, irresistible
Everything he ever wanted
[Verse 12]
Everything is opposite
I don't feel like stopping it
Babe, I'll tell you what you've got to lose
He's into me for everything I'm not
[Verse 13]
According to you
You, you
According to you
You, you
According to you
I'm stupid, I'm useless
I can't do anything right
Written by: Andrew Frampton, Steve Diamond