Handyman

You're gettin' your name in the paper

You're given the space to write

You tell 'em it's all 'bout the things that are wrong

Never the things that are right

You're gettin' your face on the TV screen

An image designed to write

Tell 'em that's all, while you're havin' a ball

And the world left it all to late

Oh sweetheart, you'll never be no handyman

You never think terribly positively

A bunch of bananas is your family tree

Oh sweetheart, you'll never be no handyman

You think you're alone, but it's a matter of fact

There are millions and millions, so how about that

Oh what a man you are

(Ooh!) You're mixin' it up with the people

You're tellin' 'em what to buy

You're tellin' 'em all where their heads are at

And you give 'em a reason why

You make it so easy to make it work

You're makin' it all worthwhile

Thanks for the chance for us all to advance

For the space, and the turn of the dial

Oh sweetheart, you'll never be no handyman

You never think terribly positively

A bunch of bananas is your family tree

Oh sweetheart, you'll never be no handyman

You think you're alone, but it's a matter of fact

There are millions and millions, so how about that

Oh what a man you are

Oh sweetheart, you'll never be no handyman

Oh sweetheart, you'll never be no handyman

(Sing it!) Oh sweetheart, you'll never be no handyman

Oh sweetheart, you'll never be no handyman, oh

Oh sweetheart, you'll never be no handyman

You never think terribly positively

A bunch of bananas is your family tree

Oh sweetheart, you'll never be no handyman

You think you're alone, but it's a matter of fact

There are millions and millions, so how about that

Oh what a man you are