Whoop-De-Do

I saw you today on the boulevard

In your brand new two-door racktop foreign car

And it's plain to see that it suits your style

Lord, he's got this poor boy beat by a country mile

Whoop-de-do, just look at you

You got everything you always wanted in one fell swoop

Well, I must confess we're all impressed

It's only the best for you

Congratulations and whoop-de-do

I gave what I could, but you wanted more

He followed that dollar right up to his front door

Now there's wedding bells and a catered feast

I guess invitation only don't mean me

Whoop-de-do, just look at you

You got everything you always wanted in one fell swoop

Well, I must confess we're all impressed

It's only the best for you

Congratulations and whoop-de-do

Hey, I know I must look like a lovesick fool

Standing in the churchyard yelling at you

Honey, that's it, we're through

Whoop-whoop-whoop-de-do, just look at you

You got everything you always wanted in one fell swoop

I must confess we're all impressed

It's only the best for you

Congratulations and whoop-de-do

Congratulations and whoop-de-do