When It Rained (feat. Mike Phirman)

And they lived happily ever after. The End. Time for sleep now.

Grandpa, can I ask you a question?

Oh alright.

What\'s the weirdest thing you\'ve ever seen?

*chimes, music*

The weirdest thing I\'ve ever seen? Oh, you wouldn\'t believe me if I told you.

Come on! Tell me!

Well. One time when I was about your age, I saw... I saw it rain in L.A.

*GASP!*

No! You\'re dreaming.

Really! I\'ll tell you the story, but I\'m gonna sing it for you.

And I\'m gonna use a younger man\'s voice...

MUSIC

* * * VERSE 1 * * *

I woke up

In sunny California

I heard a sound I\'d never heard before

I jumped up

Looked around

It sounds like a leak

[drop drop drop]

But everything was dry (so dry)

Until I stepped outside (oh my)

Right there from the sky

Water was was falling

[drop... drop... drop drop drop dropdropdrop]

* * * CHORUS 1 * * *

(When it) It rained

In L.A.

No one knew what to do

‘Cause the sky wasn’t blue

(When it) Rained

In L.A.

People went insane

It broke their brains (to see)

Puddles getting deeper and the creeks getting wider

Water spouts washing out itsy bitsy spiders

The day

It rained

The swimming pools came to you

The day it rained in L.A.

* * * VERSE 2 * * *

The mayor

Said everybody listen

Now that our town is so wet

I think we

Must all grow fins

And shave our heads

JUST LIKE FISH DO

[clippers SFX]

Everybody dug deeper moats (so wide)

Everybody built bigger boats [boat horn]

Everybody made big coats

Covered in duck feathers

* * * CHORUS 2 * * *

It rained

In L.A.

We cut down palm trees

To make water skis

(When it) rained

In L.A.

The mail didn\'t come

Cause it looked kinda glum

My neighbors took tape and they climbed up poles

Trying to reach the clouds and patch up the holes

(\'cause it) Rained

In L.A.

It was the weirdest thing I\'d ever seen

(When it) rained

In L.A.

I tossed my sunscreen and bought a submarine

(When it) rained

In L.A.

Found out there\'s a thing called \"windshield wipers\"

Rain

In L.A.

(\"Grandpa?\")

We built a sea wall of super absorbent diapers

The day it rained

(\"Grandpa\")

in L.A.

(\"Grandpa!\")

*snort* Wha-what?

Grandpa, you fell asleep.

I- I did? Oh.

You were just about to tell me what the weirdest thing you\'ve ever seen was.

Oh! Oh... uh... um, one time I saw a dolphin eat a taco.

Huh. Ok.

Well, lights out.

Good night!

Good night!

*lamp click*