Lyrics
[Verse 1]
It was a beautiful day and everyone was excited
There was a picnic and the whole Nintendo crew was invited
Luigi stood up and said, listen everyone, I love you guys
You are my best friends in the world, you make me glad to be alive
[Verse 2]
Excuse me, hi there, I'm the announcer for a fun new family game
It's called Super Smash Brothers
[Verse 3]
That sounds nice, how do we play?
[Verse 4]
Well, first I'm gonna warp you into a world of hate and war
Where you'll assault everyone you have ever known and loved before
[Verse 5]
I don't think I wanna do that
[Verse 6]
Oh come on, it'll be a bash
Now grab all your little friends
'Cause it is time for us to motherfucking smash
[Verse 7]
Whoa, oh
[Verse 8]
Wait, no
[Verse 9]
Let's go
Kick the shit out of your friends
[Verse 10]
That's not cool
[Verse 11]
Have a blast as you beat their ass
And then they're forced to clap for you in the end
3-2-1 smash
Mario (Hey bro) your chode has been destroyed 200%
(I needed that chode)
[Verse 12]
Can't we all just get along?
[Verse 13]
Abso-fucking-lutely not, you gotta smash
[Verse 14]
The crowd was destroyed, hundreds of bystanders dead
Kirby held Donkey Kong captive in his huge disgusting head
Fox said, hey Mario, stop crying, just sack up and fight instead
I'm Luigi, all these bloodstains make my overalls look red
[Verse 15]
Sonic looked tough till Link kicked him in the stuff
The madness of cold-blooded murder'd overtaken Jigglypuff
He blasted Bowser to infinity with one massive-ass hit
And then he took three falcon punches like it wasn't even shit
[Verse 16]
Is the time almost over? I can't tell, my face is mashed
[Verse 17]
Don't worry, Luigi, the clock says 4-3-2 (Oh no) 1 smash
[Verse 18]
Whoa,oh
[Verse 19]
This blows
[Verse 20]
You know when Mario and Peach team up, you are screwed
(You're my own brother)
Pikachu's way less fucking cute when he is trying to electrocute you
Samus (What do you want?) is pissed
You got a small amount of dirt on her suit (Oh, you're dead, bitch)
[Verse 21]
That is the last goddamn straw
[Verse 22]
Oh shit, I think Luigi's gonna fucking smash
[Verse 23]
Hey, look at me now
I'm beating up friends
I have no regrets
This is the fucking best
Yes, I can see now
We're having fun in the end
Now it all makes sense
[Verse 24]
I guess just because we smash each other
Doesn't mean we're not brothers
[Verse 25]
Aah, Mario, you suck
Written by: Arin Joseph Hanson, Brian Alexander Wecht, Leigh Daniel Avidan
