Axiom II

This is Axiom the 2nd reporting

Our ship is assigned to scan all your topographies for optimal sub-frequency response

The planet temperature is 45.3 degrees centigrade

Atmospheric conditions are 27 percent oxygen and 3-billion percent plutonium form zero six

The perfect conditions for heavy bass

New biosphere detected

Now approaching planet Kormsa

The planet's temperature is 208.9 degrees centigrade

The surface is covered in wild storms of phaser beams

Now approaching

Our splice project has malfunctioned

Calculating repair protocol

Preparing to land on next available celestial body

Gravitational conditions are of nothing I've seen before

Initiating bass shields

Here we go

(Here we go)

New biosphere detected

(Here we go)

Now approaching the event horizon

Our ion thrusters are no longer able to escape the gravitational field

Preparing to disappear