I'll Be Drunk

I'll be drunk before you know it, I'll be stoned before too long Got plans to do lots of things but may not get much done 'Cause there's a lot of shit to do, and a lot of shit's gone wrong It never will be perfect, but it's bound to be some fun You'll coordinate engagements, be dependable and strong Have lots to say on topics, never been outdone And you'll command the room with a presence of a leader and a bore Live up to expectations, me... I'll be drunk before you know it, I'll be stoned before too long Got plans to do lots of things but may not get much done 'Cause there's a lot of shit to do, and a lot of shit's gone wrong It never will be perfect, but it's bound to be some fun We can stay awhile in this place, but I ought not keep my keys Stumble through the back door, wind up in a haze With a perm-a-smile grinning, all I need's a nudge If you (D) wonder where I've been, you know... I'll be drunk before you know it, I'll be stoned before too long Got plans to do lots of things but may not get much done 'Cause there's a lot of shit to do, and a lot of shit's gone wrong It never will be perfect, but it's bound to be some fun I'll be drunk before you know it, I'll be stoned before too long Got plans to do lots of things but may not get much done 'Cause there's a lot of shit to do, and a lot of shit's gone wrong It never will be perfect, but it's bound to be some fun