Merryland

(Zel, this shit crazy)

They used to call me a menace (They used to call me a menace)

Uh

Rah!

Why the man get jealous? (Jealous)

I'm good in my hood, of course

From young my school used to call me a menace

Greaze and my head stay tight like a terrace (Like a terrace)

If I get screw loose when I ain't in booth

Better pass me a cup fulla Henness' (Henness')

When I get irate, poor Mr. Parunka's head on the map like Venice

Venice, Venice, Italy

My old friends are sick of me

Told me we were on the same wavelength

But I ain't see no symmetry (Nah)

I approach them civilly

But that's dead like chivalry

Snakes in sync like symphonys

Now they can't get my sympathy (They can't)

But they still get empathy, respectfully (Respectful)

I feel for the yutes that ain't no friend of me, allegedly

Answer the phone like, "What do you want?"

They say, "Well, what's that meant to mean?" (What?)

Said, "You're only cool when you want somethin'

So let's skip all the pleasantries"

Said they don't want nothin', now I feel bad

They say, "Exactly!

Cris, now you changed

Cah once upon a time you were the Cody to my Zachary

Call dropped real quick

Nothing but favours when a person Snap me

It's art when a man move crafty

End up with a knife in your back like Stanley

End up with a knife in your back like kitchen drawers

And you gotta start kicking jaws

Got a **** knocked out on the kitchen floor

Why that **** start twitching for? (He's twitching)

When the plug got stained

He lost his bread, ain't clocked that he's missing more (He's missing)

Cah he got OD as his younger

Acting like he's never seen shit before

Little **** had a lot of shit to see

What don't kill you makes you stronger

Didn't think a **** took it literally

Head held up all miserably

Told myself I'd never let a world like this shampoo and condition me

Kids do school all digitally

Was top of my class in literacy

Told Miss Callaghan, "Fuck Geography!

Cah I'm finna make history

Real potty mouth from early

Couldn't get saved by Listerine

Need somethin' strong like Dettol or bleach

Man, I coulda been a Mister Clean

Real Bad Bree was a mentor too

Had lyrics and misdemeans (Misde')

Lyrics and misde'

Me and the sisters

Meaner than misters

Meaner (Meaner)

Cali' in the zoobie like Pasadena

Turn a good man to a leaner

Bro say, "Cris, three gyal over there

Say them just waan suck off, be done like Cena"

Figure 8, she fleeker

Venus, Serena

Serena Williams

Bro Fresh Prince like William (William)

Rum inna mi cup taste brilliant, brilliant

This party full up of civilians

Paigon

Show face in mi party

Keep one eye pon mi opp like Minions (Minions)

Yardie shubeen, come different

Mi nuh need no ID like M1llionz (Don't nee it)

They pree, they pree

Look at the ground if it's me they see

Flock of these birds on the side of the road

Because on the real deal they flee (I'm coming)

Ask all the ones that's still in my life if I'm ride or D-I-E (Ride or D)

Had to cut the loose ends out of my way

They were moving like CID

Can't put my trust in any han'

But the bad bad Bs trust any man

Worse if the any man got Henny, man

Then she gon' love every man like many man (All of them)

Knows that she ain't no homebody-body

Gyal a real yardgyal like Shelly-Ann

Ain't Christmas but all of them merry man

Sis, don't give the cookie out like Marylands