Robin Lench

Good evening ladies and gentlemen

I'm Robin Lench and welcome to

The lifestyles of the poor and unfortunate

Where you and your broad can win

Eight days and nine dangerous nights at

The Come On In motel, overviewing the Watts Tower

And for your transportation pleasures

You get to ride on what? The R.T.D.

The rough, tough and dangerous

Where we provide you and your bitch round trip transfer

Straight down gauge

Where you can meet, who? O.G. Mud Bone!

Hello, O.G. Mud Bone, say hi

(****, fuck you muthafucka! Get outta here, punk!)

And for your gambling cravings

You can lose that trick-bitch that's with ya almost

Well basically anywhere

And for your nightlife entertainment, you get to visit

Our very own strawberry showgirls located where? On Figueroa

'Ey, 'ey, bitch! 'Ey, how much for head?

Haha oh, oh

Oh, until next time

Forty ounce dreams and watermelon wishes

I'm Robin Lench, peace

Five thousand G