ScoMo's Got To Go

He brought in a lump of coal

To Parliament

Held up that dirty rock

Like a diamond

Told people don't be scared

Of the climate

Politicians are for sale

Is what he meant

Australia went up in flames

He went on holidays

Hiding in Hawaii

To dodge the media gaze

As Sydney disappeared

Beneath the smoke haze

And firefighters died

Trying to fight the blaze

Hey Hey Ho Ho ScoMo's Got To Go

He came back and apologised

Tried to shake hands

But couldn't find a hand to shake

right across the land

Everywhere that Scotty went

He found himself banned

no one likes an arsonist

In a burnt land

The world moved on from coal

He started pushing gas

Claiming it's a clean fuel

Cos they'd donated cash

Wrecking all the farmland

Despite the backlash

Destroying the country

From reef to outback

Hey Hey Ho Ho ScoMo's Got To Go

He told us he'd stop the boats

From getting here

Told MPs he'd get the votes

By tapping fear

Didn't care if people fleeing

Were refugees

Claimed he wasn't racist

By cooking curry

Opposed same-sex marriage

Citing God's will

Despite most voters

Backing the bill

Said he didn't want his daughters

Being bedevilled

Despite it being legal

He's trying to crush it still

Hey Hey Ho Ho ScoMo's Got To Go

Confronted by a rape claim

In his cabinet

He tried to shut the case down

Wasn't having it

When thousands of women marched

He refused to meet

Said that they could all be shot

For protesting shit

Refused to condemn Trump

For the riot

Cos Trump let him to do things

On the quiet

Like pushing coal to a world

that doesn't buy it

Cos Trump made him look sane

In the light of it