Dotty and Emmie

What did I tell you?

That courthouse statue

Confederate soldier?

You see the TV news last night?

We ain't got a TV

Found the headless body

In Choo Choo Bayou

Wrapped in a flag

In the muddy stars and bars

Anybody said what happened to the head?

Can't find the head

They's agitated

Johnny Reb's decapitated

Dredged the bayou

Lakefront too

Trawlers, spotlight, minesweepers

Dang!

Oh, uh huh

The whole shabang

Bloodhounds bayin'

Making noise

The say it was hoodlums done it

They mean colored boys

But they ain't say who?

Nope, not a clue

Tell you what?

Whoever done it

Good for 'em

I hope they burnt it

In a trash incinerator

Fed it to an aligator

Ugly thing

Ugly thing

"The south's defender"

He- he- hey, Cracker Joe!

Lee surrendered

The thing is over, baby

Dead!

Don't cry

And kiss that huge, ugly head good-bye

Yeah, let it be

For goodness sake

Head's go missing

Them's the breaks

Stakes ain't high

Ooh, my eye they ain't

They'll keep looking

Some of them is vexed as snakes

And trouble coming

And someone gone

And killed that man

That crazy man who killed the president

Right on TV

Saw that picture in the paper

Shot by a bullet

Look like it hurt

We ain't got a TV set

Not yet

We only got a radio

Okay, go

Time to bring them pancakes out

They dips them in the applesauces

Take the tray out

Don't be spilling

Carve the goose

And let's be trekking