The Monopoly Song

Oh, hotel on Mayfair

I've got a hotel on Park Lane, that's the blue one

And little Frank, he's not even got a house on the Old Kent Road

Oh, I've got hotels on all the red ones and all the green ones

And all those yellow ones

He's not even got a light blue one

And he's not been past the waterworks

Do not pass go

Do not collect

Whatever you get when you pass go, you're not collecting

Hotel on Mayfair, yes

I've got a hotel on Park Lane, that is the blue one

And little Frank, he's not even got a house on the Old Kent Road

Oh, I've got hotels on all the red ones and the green ones

And all those yellow ones

He's not even got a light blue one

And he's not been past the waterworks

You know he hasn't

He really hasn't

Thank you