closer to thirty

Now it's not so cool doing drugs in the bathroom

And your girlfriend's parents probably talking about you

You got to work hungover, spent the day in a bad mood

Now you only go out 'cause you think that you have to

You're fucking late, you're such a waste

You fell asleep on the first day

Well, did you think that twenty-something looked like this?

When you gotta start growing up all in a hurry

And your parents start looking at you kinda worried

And when the whole damn world starts doing you dirty

Well, that's what happens when you're closer to thirty

Oh-oh, oh-oh

I think it's about time to start picking a best man

I think a little more space might be a good investment

'Cause now your ex-girl's boyfriend is popping the question

And if they get married before you, you're a dead man

The party ends

You can't remember the last time you saw 10:00 P.M

Well, did you think that twenty-something looked like this?

When you gotta start growing up all in a hurry

And your parents start looking at you kinda worried

And when the whole damn world starts doing you dirty

Well, that's what happens when you're closer to thirty

Oh-oh, oh

When you gotta start growing up all in a hurry

And your parents start looking at you kinda worried

And when the whole-, starts doing you dirty

Well, that's what happens when you're closer to thirty, oh, oh