Hey, Runner!

Welcome, let me take you to Your very own private room Whatever you need is on the way From the absurd to the insane Remember I'm a volunteer I know your people have people And I know this should make my day There's none with whom I'd rather spend my afternoon Than with an ego that can fill a room But still, still all I hear You better run fast, get it done, even if it takes all night I don't know what else you've been told, but I'm above that And if I change my mind, it'll be alright It's not like you got somewhere to be Run fast, don't forget who I am, and I don't ask twice While you're at it, would you mind to read mine? 'Cause I needed that last week, but take your time It's not like I've got somewhere to be Go, take a ride on your high horse And don't you wait to ask for more I've got an eternity of time to abuse Never mind, it's all for you to use I'm still just a volunteer You better run fast, get it done, even if it takes all night I don't know what else you've been told, but I'm above that And if I change my mind, it'll be alright It's not like you got somewhere to be Run fast, don't forget who I am, and I don't ask twice While you're at it, would you mind to read mine? 'Cause I needed that last week, but take your time It's not like I've got somewhere to be I've got somewhere to be (I'll never get there) And I'll never get there while you're steppin' on (steppin' on me) I'm caught beneath you (caught beneath your vanity) So why do I keep runnin'? Why do I keep runnin'? Why do I keep runnin'? You better run fast, get it done, even if it takes all night I don't know what else you've been told, but I'm above that And if I change my mind, it'll be alright It's not like Run fast, don't forget who I am, and I don't ask twice While you're at it, would you mind to read mine? 'Cause I needed that last week, but take your time It's not like I've got somewhere to be