Candy

(Don't believe the lies!)

Who's that girl walking in i see?

Shaking hips in front of company

Buy her a drink

Move to the sound

Candy is the name we're just messing around

Back at my place, going to take our time

I open up a bottle and pour some wine

A little lightheaded but i ain't got no doubt

Wait a minute babe, that's when my lights went out

I don't know what's inside of me

But i know i won't be walking for weeks

My crack is split

Wallet's gone

She sacked the place, ruined my futon

Now kids beware, its best to take it slow

Girls can be dudes for all you know

Hung like a donkey, Candy got me good

Destroyed my ass, she was packing wood

Licking Candy, didn't know right away

Now everybody's laughing

Calling me gay

(Oh my god)

(Oh)

(Oh)

(Can you feel it?!)

(Oh!)

(Oh)

(I didn't know!)

(You got to believe me!)

(I really didn't know!)

(Oh)

(Why didn't anyone tell me?)

(It told me lies!)

(Ah!)