We had everything

Then one day you just got up and left

Said he's cool and got nicer teeth

I bet he's like a masterpiece

And I bet he's got a bigger cock

Twice my height and built like a rock

I need to ditch all these intrusive thoughts

One more deep and I'm all out of love

<span begin="29.150" end="32.100">But I'm not sad about it</span> <span ttm:role="x-bg"><span begin="31.730" end="32.981">(Oh, oh)</span></span>

<span begin="32.694" end="35.637">It's clear that you're a scoundrel</span> <span ttm:role="x-bg"><span begin="35.154" end="36.269">(Woah-oh)</span></span>

But you were out of my league

And it's clear to see

We were never meant to be

You asked me if I'd write a tune

To tell you how much I love you

Then you went off with some dude

I did a Taylor, wrote a song about it

I hope he gives you all you want

'Cause I feel fucking miserable

You asked me if I'd write a tune

So I wrote one to say fuck you

I wish I knew what was coming next

I'm one wank away from having no sex

Think I'll put my heart to the test

And I'll find a yummy mummy who can break my heart next

But at least she'll buy me things

She's got financial capabilities

I'm due a new TV

So I think maybe

She'll be the one for me

<span begin="1:39.994" end="1:42.986">And I'll be proper proud about it</span> <span ttm:role="x-bg"><span begin="1:42.821" end="1:43.786">(Oh, oh)</span></span>

<span begin="1:43.832" end="1:47.584">My friends will be so jealous of the yummy mummy special</span> <span ttm:role="x-bg"><span begin="1:46.323" end="1:47.707">(Woah-oh)</span></span>

But I won't be too loud about it

<span begin="1:50.258" end="1:51.041">Shit</span> <span ttm:role="x-bg"><span begin="1:50.693" end="1:51.258">(Ahh, fuck)</span></span>

I'll keep it super private

You asked me if I'd write a tune

To tell you how much I love you

Then you went off with some dude

I did a Taylor, wrote a song about it

I hope he gives you all you want

'Cause I feel fucking miserable

You asked me if I'd write a tune

So I wrote one to say fuck you