Dress Like A Pirate

What if I woke up and decided I wanna dress like a pirate?

I'm pretty tired of folding clothes every day down at Target

Well, maybe someday I'll sail the sea

Glad I woke to write this song

If it makes me enough money

I'll be gone, gone, gone, gone, gone

Don't wanna spread any hate or do much plundering to ya

Just want a map that may or may not lead me to buried moola

Oh, I blame it all on my dad

He'd always urge me to play along

Making movies in the backyard

Oh, my heart is too far gone

Well, maybe someday I'll sail the sea

Be the hero of my own tale

If I die before then, maybe

I'll reincarnate as a whale

Where's my green flag? Where's my go ahead?

Wanna do something crazy before I'm dead

Lots of red flags, I'm ignoring them

Don't need a ship, guess a raft would be alright instead

Just get me out of here, just get me out of here, oh

One day I woke up and decided I wanna dress like a pirate

I'm pretty tired of folding clothes every day down at Target

Well, maybe someday I'll sail that sea

Be the hero of my own life

If it makes me enough money

I'll finally quit my 9 to 5

Well, just you watch, I'ma sail that sea

Glad I woke up to write this song

When it makes me enough money

I'll be gone, gone, gone, gone, gone

Gone, gone, gone, gone, gone

Gone, gone, gone, gone, gone, gone

Gone, gone, gone, gone, gone