Dress Like a Pirate

What if i woke up and decided I wanna dress like a pirate I'm pretty tired of folding clothes Every day down at target Well maybe someday ill sail the sea Glad i woke to write this song If it makes me enough money I'll be gone gone gone gone gone Don't wanna spread any hate Or do much plunderin to ya Just wanna map that may or may not Lead me to buried moola Oh i blame it all on my dad He'd always urge me to play along Makin movies in the backyard Oh my heart is too far gone Well maybe someday ill sail the sea Be the hero of my own tale If i die before then maybe I'll reincarnate as a whale Where's my green flag Where's my go ahead Wanna do something Crazy before i'm dead Lotsa red flags I'm ignoring them Don't need a ship Guess a raft would be alright instead Just get me out of here Just get me out of here One day i woke up and decided i wanna dress like a pirate I'm pretty tired of folding clothes every day down at target Well maybe someday ill sail that sea Be the hero of my own life If it makes me enough money I'll finally quit my 9-to-5 Well just you watch ima sail that sea Glad i woke up to write this song When it makes me enough money I'll be gone gone gone gone gone Gone gone gone gone gone Gone gone gone gone gone Gone gone gone gone gone