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Toast
1,913
Comedy
Toast was released on May 23, 1998 by Cruzen Street Records as a part of the album Picky Picky Picky
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Release DateMay 23, 1998
LabelCruzen Street Records
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM139

Lyrics

This is a, uh, Toastmaster four-slice, uh, concert model
I like the crumb tray down position a little better acoustically
You probably read the article in Toaster Player
All around the country, coast to coast
People always say, "What do you like most?"
"I don't wanna brag, I don't wanna boast
I always tell them, 'I like toast'"
Yeah, toast!
Yeah, toast!
I get up in the morning 'bout 6 a.m
Have a little jelly, have a little jam
Take a piece of bread, put it in the slot
Push down the lever and the wires get hot, I get toast
Yeah, toast!
Yeah, toast
Now, there's no secret to toasting perfection
There's a dial on the side and you make your selection
Push to the dark or the light, and then
If it pops too soon, press down again
Make toast
Yeah, toast!
Yeah, toast
When the first caveman drove in from the dregs
I didn't know what would go with the bacon and the eggs
Must've been a genius, got it in his head
Plug the toaster in the wall, buy a bag of bread
Make toast
Yeah, toast!
Yeah, mm
Oh, oui, monsieur, bonjour, coquette
Oh, croissant et Chevy Corvette
Maurice Chevalier, Eiffel Tower
Oh, oui, mareva, gay bonsoir
French toast!
French toast!
In Chicago or where the heck I am right now
Yeah, toast!
Yeah, hmm, hmm, hmm
Toast
Written by: Heywood Banks
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