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Pie Taster
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Rock
Pie Taster was released on September 1, 1989 by Anagram as a part of the album From Beer To Eternity
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Release DateSeptember 1, 1989
LabelAnagram
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM139

Music Video

Music Video

Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
The Macc Lads
The Macc Lads
Performer
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Tristan O'Neill
Tristan O'Neill
Songwriter

Lyrics

She had just turned twenty nine ... (needed a good ironing)
Smelling like a tench ... (face looked like a welder's bench)
Her tights were baggy at the rear ... (she could fart for Lancashire)
She said she liked the taste of my bell-end cheddar
And she asked me if I wanted to bed her
She was desperate for a fuck ... (said her cunt was healing up)
Piles and NSU ... (creepy crawlies in her pubes)
Dribbling out of her womb ... (more semen (seamen) than the QE2)
I've never been to bed with an ugly woman
But I've woken up with one or two
(Stretch marks on her bum, tasted pies for Titterton's)
Written by: The Macc Lads
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