I'm Afraid Of Americans

Johnny's in America

No tricks at the wheel

No one needs anyone

They don't even just pretend

Johnny's in America

I'm afraid of Americans

Yeah, I'm afraid of the world

And I'm afraid I can't help it

Yeah, I'm afraid I can't, I'm afraid I can't

I'm afraid of Americans

Yeah, I'm afraid of the world

And I'm afraid I can't help it

Yeah, I'm afraid I can't, I'm afraid I can't

I'm afraid of Americans

America-ca-ca-ca-ca-ca-ca-ca

Johnny wants a plane

Johnny wants to suck on a Coke

Johnny wants a woman

Johnny wants to think of a joke

(J-J-J-Johnny's so funny)

Yes, we can, can, American can

Yes, we can, can, American can

Yes, we can, can, American can

If anyone can, can, American

I'm afraid of Americans

Yeah, I'm afraid of the world

And I'm afraid I can't help it

Yeah, I'm afraid I can't, I'm afraid I can't

I'm afraid of Americans

Yeah, I'm afraid of the world

And I'm afraid I can't help it

Yeah, I'm afraid I can't, I'm afraid I can't

I'm afraid of Americans

Johnny's in America

Johnny looks up at the stars

Johnny combs his hair down

Johnny wants pussy and cars

(J-J-J-Johnny's so funny)

(Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah) Johnny's in America

(Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah) Johnny's in America

And I'm afraid of Americans (I'm afraid of Americans)

I'm afraid of the world (Yeah, I'm afraid of the world)

And I'm afraid I can't help it (I'm afraid I can't help it)

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I'm afraid of the world (Yeah, I'm afraid of the world)

And I'm afraid I can't help it (I'm afraid I can't help it)

I'm afraid of A–, I'm afraid of A–

I'm afraid of Americans (Yes, we can, can, American can)

I'm afraid of the world (Yes, we can, can, American can)

And I'm afraid I can't help it (Yes, we can, can, American can)

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I'm afraid of the world

And I'm afraid I can't help it

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