Ala-Damn-Bama

Well, I met her down on Broadway, we were both a little sideways Listenin' to the afternoon band She was short skirt, summer time Shakin' all that, lookin' fine, I said, "Somebody put a drink in my hand" I told her we could have a weddin', she looked at me and said that "I hope you got a four-wheel-drive 'Cause I'll be dirt road gone on the crack of dawn Somewhere South on I-65" And I chased her all the way 'round Ala-damn-bama Finally found her in Atlanta with that devil down in Georgia Georgia led to damn Florida, Lordy, she was pretty Pretty led me all the way to Pana-damn-ma City She was bangin' with the bangers and the Spring Break hangers Beer-soaked on a white sand beach And I chased her all the way 'round Ala-damn-bama And, Lordy, it was worth it to me We ended up down in New Orleans, we had Bourbon Street rollin' Don't think I slept for a week Yeah, we rolled through Mississippi, Biloxi, shootin' whiskey Man, that girl ran the hell outta me And I chased her all the way 'round Ala-damn-bama Finally found her in Atlanta with that devil down in Georgia Georgia led to damn Florida, Lordy, she was pretty Pretty led me all the way to Pana-damn-ma City Probably end up in Texas with all of her exes Lonely on some Galveston Beach And I chased her all the way 'round Ala-damn-bama And, Lordy, it was worth it to me And I chased her all the way 'round Ala-damn-bama Finally found her in Atlanta with that devil down in Georgia Georgia led to damn Florida, Lordy, she was pretty Pretty led me all the way to Pana-damn-ma City I woke up on the West Coast in a cloud of white smoke Livin' in a hillbilly dream And I chased her all the way 'round Ala-damn-bama And, Lordy, it was worth it to me And I chased her all the way 'round Ala-damn-bama And, Lordy, those kisses were sweet