Cold Showers

I'm growing up

From now on taking cold showers

I just bought a vintage hairshirt

To repent with from eBay

I am done with pretending

That the world's somehow against me

No one's standing right behind me with a gun

You're too good for me

Always selfish, condescending

I'm too interested in hearing what I really have to say

I was wrong, please have mercy

Is my penance even worthy?

If you want I'll pray the rosary each day

I deserve everything that I get

I'm the reason we fell on the sum of my neglect

I deserve everything that I get

I deserve everything that I get

Threw a brick through my laptop screen

It shattered cause it sickened me to think of all the time I waste away

No more games, ditching fantasy, abstaining from all pleasure

'Cause I'd rather be your servant than a slave

I'm moving on to a desert monastery

Where I'll learn to love the silence

Where I'll learn to shut my mouth

No more friends

Mom and dad to disappoint or leave embarrassed

You won't recognize me once my hair grows out

I deserve everything that I get

Every punch in the gut, every kick in the head

Oh, I deserve everything that I get

I deserve everything that I get

I deserve everything that I get

I'm cleaning up my dirty cups

I made my bed, just like you said

Give me the rack

I want you back

Stick the knife in

And twist it around

I like it

I deserve everything that I get

Thing that I get