Anything But Sober

Well you told me you would leave me If I couldn't give up drinking Well baby here's me showing you I can And it may not be conventional It's a more or less medicinal Way to say that I'm an honest man And you said that I'd never Well look at me right now 'Cause I'm faded off ten milligrams With a freshly rolled one in my hand And I'm sliding off this broken pull-out couch Hey I'm getting stoned In this cold house here all alone Wishing on a half smoked four leaf clover I'm in and out of codeine dreams And ain't drank whiskey in a week But honey I'm anything but sober Well I tried going to some meetings But I only end up meeting folks like me Who have a need for getting high I swear I'll never drink again And that bottles just a long lost friend But that devil likes to keep me by his side Hey I'm getting stoned In this cold house here all alone Wishing on a half smoked four leaf clover I'm in and out of codeine dreams And ain't drank whiskey in a week But honey I'm anything but sober And you said that I'd never Take a look at me right now 'Cause I'm caught between these two white lines But they'll be gone here in no time I been trying to prove a point since you walked out Hey I'm getting stoned In this cold house here all alone Wishing on a half smoked four leaf clover I'm in and out of codeine dreams And ain't drank whiskey in a week But honey I'm anything but sober Hey I'm getting stoned In this cold house here all alone Wishing on a half smoked four leaf clover I'm in and out of codeine dreams And ain't drank whiskey in a week But honey I'm anything but sober Oh yeah