Drunk As F**k

I woke up hard with a pounding head

Spend all morning deleting texts

Wing sauce on my fingers

Hard liquor on my breath

Front door's broken, must have kicked it in

That's three this month, man, I did it again

Pizza guy's on my couch, reckon I made a new friend last night

I got drunk as fuck

Where'd I park my truck?

Lipstick on my dick so I guess that it must've got sucked

Cum stains on my jeans

Beard covered in cocaine

Weird feeling in my ass

Guess I must've shoved something up it again last night

I got drunk as fuck

Drunk as fuck

Drunk as fuck again

Boy, it's hard to slow it down

When you're the hottest shit in town

Everybody and their mother always trying to buy you a whole fucking round

Tried double A twice, that's twenty-four steps

No, I don't drink no more

But I don't drink no less

When I quit for a week, all it did for me

Was getting me hooked on meth

So last night I got

Drunk as fuck

Where'd I park my truck?

Lipstick on my dick so I guess that it must've got sucked

Cum stains on my jeans

Beard covered in cocaine

Weird feeling in my ass

Guess I must've shoved something up it again last night

I got drunk as fuck

Drunk as fuck

Drunk as fuck again

My old lady says I should quit

I have one more and I forget

Four or five more and I'm out of control

Now she's bitching at me puking on the toilet bowl

So last night I got

Drunk as fuck

Where'd I park my truck?

Lipstick on my dick so I guess that it must've got sucked

Cum stains on my jeans

Beard covered in cocaine

Weird feeling in my ass guess I must have shoved something up it again

Last night I got

Drunk as fuck

Drunk as fuck

Drunk as fuck again

Drunk as fuck

I'm fucking drunk as fuck

Drunk as fuck again

And again

Fucked up on beer