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Nice Guy
Hip-Hop/Rap
Nice Guy was released on March 28, 2025 by Rabbit Records as a part of the album Down The Rabbit Hole
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Release DateMarch 28, 2025
LabelRabbit Records
LanguageEnglish
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM109

Music Video

Music Video

Credits

COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Jack Masterson
Jack Masterson
Songwriter

Lyrics

I'm a nice guy, I got nice, cheek bones
Please tell me why these bitches put me in the friend zone
I'm a nice guy, tryna get in where I fit in
I'm looking for a woman who is not European
I'm a nice guy, in a nice plaid shirt
I confuse basic kindness with these bitches tryna flirt
I'm a nice guy, and if I put in all the work
And you still won't let me smash, then I'll fucking go berserk
I'm out, in this new hip bar
That's not too far away because I can't drive a car
Leaning on the stools with the phone in my hands
Eyeing up the sexy bitches who be wanting a man's
I got one coming close, walking up to the door
And I just happened to be in this situation before
I grabbed her by the handle, held it wide
She walked through, said thanks, then bye
Is that it
What
Alright, fuck you bitch, you dumb fucking whore
How could you walk away after I held open the door
And I tell you what, you dress like a slut
And the lads only like you just because of your butt
Stop leading me on bitch, you're wasting my time
I got other basic bitches fucking waiting in line
And your clothes are a crime
You got the worst taste
I didn't want to fuck you in the first place
I'm a nice guy, my mama raised me well
But if you fucking lead me on, then I'll drag you through hell
I'm a nice guy, why won't you fuck me
I know for a fact that I am not ugly
I'm a nice guy, in a Hawaiian shirt
Still confusing basic kindness with these bitches trying to flirt
I'm a nice guy, and if I put in all the work
And you still won't let me smash, then I'll fucking go berserk
I'm out
Okay, the bar was a bust
Was full of picky women, whomst I disgust
I do the same shit man, night after night
And I go on the phone and I swipe after swipe
I go into Tinder settings, increase my area
Why the fuck is every girl in Galway called Sarah
Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, Sarah
This cutie caught my eye and she was a catch
So we swiped to the left, could you believe it we matched
I said hey, what's up
She said hi, not much
Do you study around here
She said no
Do you work around here
She said no
I said fuck you bitch, let me do the heavy lifting
Your bad talking skills has prevented us from shifting
They don't like nerds, and there's no hidden lesson here
I know my fucking word, I'm a nice guy
My back's got scratches, too busy having sex
To even care about those matches
I'm a nice guy, I'll cook you a dish
My Tinder profile picture is of me with a fish
I'm a nice guy, alone in a sweatshirt
Maybe girls would like me if I had Musk's network
I'm a nice guy, and if I put in all the work
And you still won't let me smash, then I'll fucking go berserk
I'm nice
I'm nice
I'm nice
I'm nice
I'm nice
Written by: Jack Masterson
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